Woof-tastic Squeaky Buddy: Handcrafted Heart Toy for Happy Pups!
Alright, listen up, folks. You're staring at it. The thing you didn't know you needed until this very second. This ain't just some *thing*, this is... a vibe. A lifestyle. A conversation starter. Maybe it'll solve world hunger, maybe it won't, but one thing's for sure: your life will be infinitely more interesting with this bad boy in it. Guaranteed to make you the coolest cat on the block, or your money back (probably, details apply). Don't just buy it, *own* it. You dig?
$9.67
$10.75
